林凡睁开眼的时候，脑袋像是被十万大军给踩过一样疼。他挣扎着从床上爬起来，却发现脖子一凉——不是被子，是冰冷的银项链。

“嘶……”他低头一看，一个刻着奇怪花纹的银圈套在脖子上，随着他的喘息微微晃动。旁边，一个梳着猪笼头发的姑娘正一脸嫌弃地看着他，手里还拿着块抹布，准备擦掉他嘴角的口水。

“你……谁啊？”林凡声音沙哑地问。

姑娘被他这副样子气笑了，噗嗤一声：“睁大眼看看，本公主是什么人？这里是哪儿？”

公主？林凡眨了眨眼，Memory like a sea, he remembered the last thing he was doing was playing a game called ‘Dragon Ball Online’ when suddenly, the lights went out. Next thing he knew, the police were outside his door and some thief was struggling to break free with a bag full of his stuff. As the thief tried to run, he tripped and ended up tangled in a bunch of wires the cops brought.

“贼！”林凡脱口而出，“我……我好像没把游戏通关……”

姑娘一听，脸更黑了：“就你那手速，能通关个鬼！”她顿了顿，突然凑过来，压低声音，“不过，你运气还算不错，那贼跑了，顺便把你绑架了。后来闹大了，人赃并获，贼被判了，但你为了赔偿家庭损失，得赔六十万。”

六十万？林凡差点没背过气去。他颤抖着手摸了摸钱包，里面只有几张皱巴巴的百元大钞和一张银行卡。六十万？这得卖多少本书啊！

“所以……”林凡咽了口唾沫，小心翼翼地问，“这就是……你给我赔的钱？”

姑娘白了他一眼：“你当本公主是叫花子要饭呢？这是身份补偿费。本公主看上你了，就勉为其难认你个义弟，给你套个金丝雀的身份。